Jamie Foxx Immediately Ended A Live Stream At Cowboys Practice Once Jerry Jones Started Talking About The Size Of A Cowboys Player's Dick
Hand up, I didn't know dick size was included in NFL teams' scouting reports along with height, weight, and hand size. Maybe that's why I'm blogging about the NFL instead of playing in it. Yeah, that's probably the reason.
Anyway, I know that headline reads like a Mad Libs created in the back of a school bus. But I don't think anyone is really that shocked that Jerry Jones was the NFL owner who said something like that, right? Jerruh would be the consensus overall number 1 pick in a draft about which NFL owner said it on the levels of Peyton Manning and Andrew Luck in the actual NFL Draft. If loose lips were dick sizes, Jerruh would probably have at least an 8.5 incher even before you got into his love of the Glory Hole.
You can tell even Jamie Foxx knew this was the case once Jerry started spitting.
Your speed in the 40 yard dash may be the gold standard at the NFL Combine, but your speed in stopping a live stream before your friend starts saying some real problematic shit is what rules supreme in the content game. So a tip of the cap to Jamie Foxx for having the quickest iPhone finger in Big D because I don't know where that conversation was headed once Jerruh got all warmed up.